B3tations by JustHere4Coffee

On a walk through New York
I saw Mork (who's from Ork)
have a talk with an Auk,
and a dork with a cork on a spork eating pork,
and that Bjork with rude norks
buying stocks in glass cocks.

Those last two fit better if you adopt a Bostonian accent...
I didn't make the Bjork wallpaper, it's from a photoshoot for some crappy music mag -
and no, that text has not been 'shopped, either!